My name is David and I like building cool stuff.
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larry david's awesome tip rant
Waiter: Sir, you didn't leave a tip, and usually when I've provided excellent service my customers like to tip me.
LD: Well there is an 18% tip included.. Generally I do leave an additional tip, but you know what? I'm kinda protesting the additional tip. I don't care for it.
Waiter: You're protesting --
LD: Yes. Let them charge me 20%, let them charge me 25%, I'd rather be charged a 30% tip included than have to add up 18% to 20% to 25-- whatever.
Waiter: It's not that much man, it's 2%.
LD: Eh eh, it's hard to get to 2%. I don't know..
Waiter: It's like 1%, you just move the decimal point two spots and--
LD: OK ok, you have a system. I don't have a system to get to 2%. You know-- Don't make me do math at the table.
Waiter: Sir, you're protesting math.
LD: I'm protesting math!
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kingstupid reblogged this from dmbulletin and added:
-------- hey! are you another dog who runs a blog!??
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