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    Another Safeway Checkout Conversation

    Cashier is printing the receipt for the guy in front of me in line...

    Cashier: Alright Mr. Jones, you have a nice day!

    Mr. Jones: Thank you... Alice... what's your last name? It's not on your name tag.

    Cashier: You're right Mr. Jones, it's not.

    Mr. Jones: Well, what's your last name.

    Cashier: We don't do last names at Safeway, strictly first names. That's the policy.

    Mr. Jones: But, you know my last name.. they say it everytime I shop here and it's printed on my receipt. Thanks anyway. (he walks off)

    ...

    Me: You know Alice, he does have a point...